"…Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?"
"Yeah! And he’s only 38 years old!"
Happy 38th Birthday to everyone’s favorite adorable man-child!
When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.
I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.
It set on fire.
The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.
The sprinkler system went off.
Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.
Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up.
I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.
I am a piece of trash artist with no self-control whatsoever.
I must draw on everything.
I just wanted a refill on my Sprite.
That’s all I wanted.
and I would have done anything for it